When I first started my journal entries of Europe, I started a halfhearted attempt at writing travel tips. I think I got about one or two in before before I forgot about it. Having time to reflect on that trip, and the many more since then, I have compiled the following list as advice for fellow travelers:
1. "Steal" A Hotel Business Card
This may seem a little strange, but these can actually be very helpful. Imagine this: you're halfway across the world, alone, and you don't speak the language. You've just had a long day shopping, eating and exploring and now, exhausted, you somehow managed to hail a cab. But the taxi driver doesn't speak English, and you don't speak their language. You can't describe your hotel, and you probably don't remember the name of it. What do you do? You hand them the hotel's business card. Not only can the taxi driver see what your hotel is called, but he can see the address of it.
2. Photograph Your Food
In many parts of the world, restaurants advertise their food outside, either on posters or in display cases. Some of it might even look appetizing! But how do you tell the people inside that you want the strange food item you saw outside? Simple. You take out your camera, take a picture of it, and when you go to take your order you show them the picture. They probably already know you're a foreigner, and it's probably best you don't try to explain what you want to eat it to them (because that's painful for all parties involved). If you have a picture of the item, they know exactly what you want, and you'll get exactly what you ordered... which brings us to our next point:
3. Don't Ask, Just Eat
You order your food, you wait, and it finally arrives. It's a steaming, hot, spicy plate of... something. Yuck. What is that? Is that what you ordered? It must be, but it just looks so... wrong. Maybe you even have somebody local with you who knows the dish, and they promise you it's good. You could point at the different objects and ask what they are (that's seaweed, that's octopus, that's quinoa and that's decoration; don't eat that), but that's kind of embarrassing. You're a world traveler; don't ask, just eat! Millions of people eat that same dish everyday and they survived. Maybe you won't like it, but there's a chance you will. And you're half way across the world. Get out of your comfort zone and eat something weird! If you weren't into that, why are you traveling anyway?
4. Bring Two Of Everything
If you read my article about London, I'm sure you read about when my power converter caught on fire and short circuited the hotel. That was devastating, but thankfully there was an electronic store a block away that had many more converters, and the hotel staff were able to flip the breaker and restore power. But could you imagine if that happened in a country where you don't speak the language? How do you explain to somebody that you were using your hair straightener and had your converter on the wrong setting and ignored the smoke until your converter blew up and the power went out? There's no easy way to explain that. So, to avoid that, you bring out your second converter and carry on, and let somebody else complain about the lack of power...
5. Don't Donate Abroad
You know who has lots of money? Tourists. You have so much money on you that it's easy to give some away. Like to the poor woman in London, who was giving away little purple flowers for any donation to help "the children", or the inspiring artists in New York who will try to con you to buy their mediocre rap CD. Everywhere from the subways of Paris to the streets of Ottawa, people will be asking you for money. Don't give it to them! If you want to be a charitable person, give your money to people in your own community, or to an organization that helps people in need. Charity is a great thing, but not when you're traveling. You're pockets aren't bottomless, and you might just need that extra £40.
6. Listen to Your Mother
Your mom has seen a lot and lived a bit longer than you. She has a few gems of timeless knowledge. If a strange Japanese man drives up to you and offers you a ride in the suburbs of Kyoto, what do you say? If a sketchy man in the queue for the Vatican offers you a "cheap and quick" way to get in, do you trust them? Your mom tells you exactly what train to take to get to your hotel after a long flight across the Atlantic Ocean, do you follow her directions? I'm not the best at following this rule, but had I done that, I probably would have experienced far less problems.
7. Be Respectful
You're a tourist, and as a result you're going to make mistakes. Maybe you forgot the tea ceremony directions and you didn't turn your cup counterclockwise before setting it on the floor, or maybe you pointed while in Hong Kong (which is rude) or you saluted a little extravagantly while in Germany (which is very rude) or maybe you didn't give your change to some pushy Frenchman in the subway (which apparently is extremely rude, according to him...). Whatever you do, try to be polite about it. You probably hear how "disrespectful" foreigners are in your country, so why would you want to be just like them? Take off your shoes, wash your hands, bow, be polite, don't use the flash on your camera when you're not suppose to, stuff like that. This isn't your country, this isn't your culture, this isn't your home. You're a guest.
8. Ask Questions
Did you know why there's no seagulls around the Empire State Building? Well, I didn't, and I asked. I didn't know there was a bald eagle that sits at the top of the building and swoops down and kills any bird that comes near. That's cool! I also didn't know what that abandoned building was across the East River in New York was. If you have a question, just ask!
9. Explore Lots, But Know When To Leave
Unless you're traveling to a war zone, you don't expect trouble. But, unfortunately, it does happen. When you feel unsafe, get out of the area. It's great to see the slums of London or the shadowy streets of Kowloon, but if you start to feel uneasy, leave. This happened to me while in Rome, when an army jeep with the Bio-hazard symbol stamped on it pulled up and guards with M16s hopped out. That was my cue to get the heck out of there. Same with when I was in New York during the premier of World War Z. The crowd was exciting and fun, but then the NYPD showed up and started setting up barricades, it was time to go.
10. Get Lost
Seriously. Yes, you'll have fun in the tourist traps of every city, but if you really want to explore a country, go someplace different. Go up that side road and wander around Rome for hours, miss your stop in Paris and end up in some distant village, wander into the senior citizen Buddhist temple in Tai O, visit the sex theatre in Amsterdam. Why not? Why have a million stories just like every other traveler out there, when you can have your own?
And, as always, a big thank you to my sweetheart Jessica Nuttall for proof reading a countless number of my articles. I couldn't do any of this without you. I love you.
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Nestled between the impressive Mount Royal and the majestic St. Lawrence River is Montreal, a city known for its festivals, abstract art, history and mosaic of countless cultures. Montreal is the second largest city in Canada, with a population floating around four million people. While the city is a dynamic mix of Canada's two primary cultures – French and English – there are areas of the city that are culturally specific, such as Little Italy, Greektown and Chinatown. Known for its artistic and liberal mindedness, Montreal also boasts the largest community of homosexuals in North America in their very own "Gay Village".
Being nearly 375 years old, Montreal was pivotal to the creation of New France and Canada and at a time held control over every waterway from the St. Lawrence down to the Gulf of Mexico. Having such incredible influence over the western part of the New World, Montreal hosted the "Great Peace of Montreal" in 1701, which started sixteen years of peace between the French and over 40 different First Nation tribes in North America.
Since its early days, Montreal has been one of the most influential cities in Canada. Montreal housed "internment camps" during World War I, became an ideal location for Americans looking for alcohol during Prohibition, and was the official residence of the Luxembourg royal family during World War II. Montreal held host to the incredible Expo 67, showcasing some of the most incredible architecture of that decade. The seventies saw serious political reformation in Montreal, with many Americans arriving, fleeing the Vietnam Draft. The late seventies paralyzed the city as a terrorist organization, the Front de libération du Québec, detonated explosives throughout the city and kidnapped and killed political figures. These actions forced the Prime Minster to enact the "War Measures Act" and deploy the military into the city to apprehend the terrorists. The eighties and nineties saw two referendums in the province of Quebec to separate from Canada, with Montreal playing a major role in both decisions. The last referendum in 1995 ended with 51% percent of Quebecers wanting to remain part of Canada and 49% wanting to separate.
After a long, dark, frigid winter, Canadians love the few months of summer we get every year. Once the snow melts and the mud dries, we are out hiking, picnicking, swimming, canoeing, kayaking, climbing and exploring this wonderful country of ours.
Of all the provinces to explore, Alberta ranks at the top of many adventurers' list. From hoodoos to waterfalls, mountains to valleys, deserts to tundra and everything in-between, Alberta offers any outdoorsman the perfect place to embrace nature.
As I stood in the courtyard of Fort Henry, I heard screams emanating from within. Fort Henry was constructed to protect the Kingston Royal Dockyard from the invading American forces during the War of 1812. The threat was so real that the capital of Canada – which was then Kingston – was moved to Quebec to protect it. The docks are all that stood between the United States and the St. Lawrence River and both countries were all too familiar with how easily it would turn the tides of battle.
As the screams from inside Fort Henry faded, I turned to the man beside me. He had come with his family. We got talking, trying to calm our nerves as bloodied clowns and undead mimes began wandering out from inside the fort.